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Getting started
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Soooo I'm finally back and ready to roll with some new Projects on the way and one just finished yesterday, I'll keep ya updatet!
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Little winter break
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Hey there to all my few loyal watchers 
,
I'm currently working like 24/7 on a christmas market to get some quick money. That's why i desided to take a break from really creating any stuff. I also just started a stencil projekt which has been put on ice, but I'm gonna keep you updated starting end of dezember.
If I manage to get some free time for myself, I'll upload my first ever stencil.
Anywho, don't give up on me!
ILL BE BACK!!!
Swift
,I'm currently working like 24/7 on a christmas market to get some quick money. That's why i desided to take a break from really creating any stuff. I also just started a stencil projekt which has been put on ice, but I'm gonna keep you updated starting end of dezember.
If I manage to get some free time for myself, I'll upload my first ever stencil
.Anywho, don't give up on me!
ILL BE BACK!!!
Swift
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40 ways to anoy a cop
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So I was surfing throu the web and found a Page about 40 things to say to a cop to anoy the hell out of him. I had to translate everything into english so some of it might not be as funny or as true as i read it myself but still I think it should be shared.
Gonna seem a lot right now but read through it, it really made my day!
Anywho here we go:
1.Get a beer can out of your glove compartment and open it before the cop reaches your window.
2.Ask him if he could hold your beer until you get out your license.
3.Do not allow him to examine your trunk.
4.When the cop starts speaking to you akt deaf.
5.Ask him whether you could touch his gun.
6.If he says no, explane him that you only wanted to know whether yours is bigger.
7.Give him your hand and touch him alot.
8.Ask him where he got that fancy costume from.
9.Ask him if you could borrow his costume.
10.Ask him whether he could sell you some pott.
11.Ask for his full name. If he does only name him by his first name.
12.Ask him out on a date.
13.Start crying the second he says no.
14.If he agrees on one tell his boss about it.
15.Don't forget to point out that man in uniforms turn you on.
16.Try blackmailing him with candy.
17.Try saying "Licence and car documents please" simultaniously. (this one killed me in german, hope the cops ask you the same thing in english)
18.If you have to sign something pick your nose first and then ask for a pen.
19.Chew on the pen.
20.Stick the pen up in your ear.
21.If he gives you a pen, take it apart inconspicuously and steal the spring.
22.Ask him If he's got a daughter. If he says yes tell him that his last name sounded familiar.
23.Ask him whether you could wear his hat.
24.Let him tell you everything twice.
25.repeat every word he says silently.
26.Talk to yourself.
27.Try talking him into doing a bank robery together
28.Try to sell him your car.
29.Ask whether you could buy his car.
30.If he takes you to the police station ask him if you could sit in front.
31.If you can, play with the sirene.
32.If you have to remain on the back seat gently stroke his hair through the grid.
33.Make sure he fastened his seatbelt.
34.excuse yourself that you weren't aware of the camera hidden in the box.
35.Ask him whether he is one of the village people and ask for his other friends.
36.Point out that you are paying his sallery.
37.Ask him if you ever shot someone.
38.If he answer with yes, ask him whether that already happened during his shifts.
39.Ask for his business card.
40.Bid farewell with a smile and say in a slight smug manner: „Send greeting to your wife and my kids”
Hope you liked it as much as I did, leave some comments if you wish or don't, we're all free people
.
Oh yeah and thanks a lot to the police for beeing such a great institiution /sarkasm out.
Peace Swift
Gonna seem a lot right now but read through it, it really made my day!
Anywho here we go:
1.Get a beer can out of your glove compartment and open it before the cop reaches your window.
2.Ask him if he could hold your beer until you get out your license.
3.Do not allow him to examine your trunk.
4.When the cop starts speaking to you akt deaf.
5.Ask him whether you could touch his gun.
6.If he says no, explane him that you only wanted to know whether yours is bigger.
7.Give him your hand and touch him alot.
8.Ask him where he got that fancy costume from.
9.Ask him if you could borrow his costume.
10.Ask him whether he could sell you some pott.
11.Ask for his full name. If he does only name him by his first name.
12.Ask him out on a date.
13.Start crying the second he says no.
14.If he agrees on one tell his boss about it.
15.Don't forget to point out that man in uniforms turn you on.
16.Try blackmailing him with candy.
17.Try saying "Licence and car documents please" simultaniously. (this one killed me in german, hope the cops ask you the same thing in english)
18.If you have to sign something pick your nose first and then ask for a pen.
19.Chew on the pen.
20.Stick the pen up in your ear.
21.If he gives you a pen, take it apart inconspicuously and steal the spring.
22.Ask him If he's got a daughter. If he says yes tell him that his last name sounded familiar.
23.Ask him whether you could wear his hat.
24.Let him tell you everything twice.
25.repeat every word he says silently.
26.Talk to yourself.
27.Try talking him into doing a bank robery together
28.Try to sell him your car.
29.Ask whether you could buy his car.
30.If he takes you to the police station ask him if you could sit in front.
31.If you can, play with the sirene.
32.If you have to remain on the back seat gently stroke his hair through the grid.
33.Make sure he fastened his seatbelt.
34.excuse yourself that you weren't aware of the camera hidden in the box.
35.Ask him whether he is one of the village people and ask for his other friends.
36.Point out that you are paying his sallery.
37.Ask him if you ever shot someone.
38.If he answer with yes, ask him whether that already happened during his shifts.
39.Ask for his business card.
40.Bid farewell with a smile and say in a slight smug manner: „Send greeting to your wife and my kids”
Hope you liked it as much as I did, leave some comments if you wish or don't, we're all free people
.Oh yeah and thanks a lot to the police for beeing such a great institiution /sarkasm out.
Peace Swift
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Even thought I havn't really been really active lately I have to thank you all!
Thanks to everyone's intrest in my work Really appreciate all of your comments, favs, and views!!!
Going for the next millenium got some nice projects ahead of me, trying out some new methods like including wood and doing some collages. Also got an City Monkey Project, which is kinda on ice cuz of the wheather over in germany.
If you have any suggestions/ideas on some themes you would like me to do draw i would love to hear from you. And I'm also up for any kind of collabs and exchanges! keep me posted
!
Thanks again to all of you!
YOU ARE AWESOME!
Thanks to everyone's intrest in my work Really appreciate all of your comments, favs, and views!!!
Going for the next millenium got some nice projects ahead of me, trying out some new methods like including wood and doing some collages. Also got an City Monkey Project, which is kinda on ice cuz of the wheather over in germany.
If you have any suggestions/ideas on some themes you would like me to do draw i would love to hear from you. And I'm also up for any kind of collabs and exchanges! keep me posted
!Thanks again to all of you!
YOU ARE AWESOME!
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Back Home
2 min read
Hey there fellas,
Came back to my hometown 'bout a month ago and it finally starting to feel like home again. I can still not believe some of the things that happened in the last year. Especially how many memories and extrem experiences I made during the travel to the other side of the globe. I start thinking that it gave me quite a lot of deeps after finishing highschool. Also my view on art changed and I became much more mature not only concerning myself but also concerning my art and inspiration.
My fingers are tickling almost everyday and are almost begging me to draw and put my thoughts on paper, but there is so little time between getting over the hangovers from the partys I had from the one year of missing out to do so with my m8 back here. Also I'm currently swamped with all the bureaucracy stuff and on a job too, I just hope I can upload some more stuff soon. Found a couple of old sketches and even some coloured stufffrom yeeeaaars ago I may upload sometime in the future.
Maybe you guys did go on some kind of OE after your school and if not I can only recomment it cuz it just feeds you with so much input and energy.
Well so far from the swiftest lee around.
read you l8er
Cheers
Came back to my hometown 'bout a month ago and it finally starting to feel like home again. I can still not believe some of the things that happened in the last year. Especially how many memories and extrem experiences I made during the travel to the other side of the globe. I start thinking that it gave me quite a lot of deeps after finishing highschool. Also my view on art changed and I became much more mature not only concerning myself but also concerning my art and inspiration.
My fingers are tickling almost everyday and are almost begging me to draw and put my thoughts on paper, but there is so little time between getting over the hangovers from the partys I had from the one year of missing out to do so with my m8 back here
. Also I'm currently swamped with all the bureaucracy stuff and on a job too, I just hope I can upload some more stuff soon. Found a couple of old sketches and even some coloured stufffrom yeeeaaars ago I may upload sometime in the future.Maybe you guys did go on some kind of OE after your school and if not I can only recomment it cuz it just feeds you with so much input and energy.
Well so far from the swiftest lee around.
read you l8er
Cheers
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